Pixie's New Year's Resolutions

MeLissa posted these originally on Meankitty's blog, but she thought some of you who don't visit that site might also enjoy reading what Pixie plans for 2006:

Pixie here -

Banshee has went off on an adventure so I will speculate on her New Year's Resolutions. I actually think she only had one...to escape in an attempt, if she manages to return (since we imagine she used her favorite method of disappearing and took a little "ride" with someone on their way to work to another location in the Bay Area), to weasel her way back into *my* house and back into the lap of *my* TFS (Typing and Food Slave for those of you not familiar with Meankitty lingo). I hate her.

As for my resolutions:

1. To make Banshee disappear...permanently. I got lucky on this one...she's missing, but I worry (as I mentioned above), that it's just a ploy to convince my TFS that her habit of peeing on the rug as often as possible is well worth not having to worry if she'll run off again. I've got my fingers (paws?) crossed that she's gone for good.

2. I am perfecting my ability to meow until my slaves are annoyed. They think I'm doing it because I want to be petted - something I do have to admit I'm really enjoying since that stupid black cat is gone and I get all the attention - but I really just do it because I'm practicing for my new band: Princess Pixie and the Pussy Cats.

3. My final resolution? I plan to learn how to turn door knobs so that I can, very early in the morning, go into my parents room to play. I like to play with the dresser and the door stops and anything else that creates little noises that wake my TFS up so that she'll feed me sooner!