Pixie's Mememe Tag

Pixie has accepted a tag from Meankitty and has asked MeLissa to post her answers. We hope you'll find them as amusing as we do!

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?
Ten years ago I was doing nothing. My mother wasn't even born yet so I can't even say I was hangin' in her ovaries. My slaves, however, were quite busy, I hear, with college which apparently has enabled them to pay for my food, toys and litter which is a good thing.

2. What were you doing one year ago?
One year ago I was hating life and being grumpy and pouty. That stupid black cat, Banhsee, was stealing all *my* attention from my TFS (Typing and Food Slave - Meankitty Jargon). Speaking of her, she's still missing and I say good riddens to feral rubbish.

3. Five snacks you enjoy
As far as snacks go, I like anything I can get (and I don't get nearly as many as I should) so long as I don't have to work to eat it. Small pieces please. Oh, and one other qualification - if it didn't have eyes at some point, you can just keep it to yourself.

4. Five songs to which you know all the lyrics
a) The Siamese Cat Song from Lady and the Tramp. No, I'm not Siamese, but it's one of my favorite songs.
b) Anything from the Jingle Cats as long as there are no Jingle Dogs mixed in.
c) Nah, Nah, Hey, Hey, Goodbye (my favorite song, currently).
d) What's New Pixie Cat? (a la my TFS) .
e) Anything my mom sings at a high pitch because then I can join in!

5. Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
a) Rid the world of toothbrushes, leashes, harnesses and vacuums.
b) Sue the manufacturers of a number of brands of litter that say they clump but do not.
c) Populate our house with scratching posts and toys.
d) Buy an aviary, stock it with birds and then torment them.
e) Pay Banshee to go away (assuming she returns) forever.

6. Five bad habits
Bad Habits? I am an angel. I have none that I know of. My slaves, however, believe that the following qualify:
a) Crying for attention. If they'd give me attention non-stop, this wouldn't be a problem.
b) Beating on Banshee - she totally deserves it, but I won't as long as she stays gone.
c) Terrorizing. Perhaps they missed the SOHC memo stating that everything in a cat's house in someway belongs to said cat and may be treated in whichever way said cat chooses. Get over the chewed massage table cords already - you got exercise out of it by chasing me afterwards.
d) Playing with anything that makes an "annoying" noise at the crack of dawn. Um, yeah, I'm a cat. We do that. Get over it. Either modify your sleep schedule to match mine or get used to the noises.
e) Clawing the couch - completely necessary in case Banshee or another interloper appears in my home. The "Talons of Death" must be ready at all times.

7. Five things you like doing
a) Running at break-neck speed around the house. Running into walls that shift while I'm doing it - not so much.
b) Napping and Eating.
c) Being pet especially by the Petting Slave - hands trained in massage therapy are heavenly.
d) Chasing the laser pointer.
e) Playing ball "Great Escape Style" with the TFS.

8. Five things you would never buy or wear again
a) A harness and a leash.
b) A Santa hat no matter how cute I look in it .
c) Countless brands of organic cat litter .
d) A Toothbrush - give me tartar control treats, thank you very much.
e) A vaccuum (which I especially refuse to wear).

9. Five favorite toys
a) Laser Pointer.
b) Pom pom balls and bell balls.
c) Pin cushions (which I never see anymore).
d) Massage table cords (I'm running low on these).
e) The dangly mouse thing.

10. Five people I'm tagging
Although I may coerce my slaves into posting on their blog this weekend, I just don't feel like expending anymore energy on this task. If anyone else wants to answer the challenge, they can do so via email or in this posts' comments section. Time for a much deserved nap.